He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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