we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so that wasnt chicken after all
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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