did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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