My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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