I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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