his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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