A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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