I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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