I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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