just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dignity is for republicans.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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