we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Pooping to opera.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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