Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You know, be my cock's hype man.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I could fuck to npr.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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