I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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