I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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