I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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