That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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