After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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