These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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