I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
dude. I can hear the air.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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