What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
