well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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