Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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