And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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