do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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