he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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