I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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