So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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