Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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