So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
