I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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