This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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