i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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