office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Randomize