Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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