I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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