found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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