you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Dear god my vagina.
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