i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We had sex on a dog bed..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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