I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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