SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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