Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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