Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Four minutes until I can fart!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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