He kissed a someone with a penis
why do cheetos always look like penises
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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