you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I did not marry a roomba.
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