Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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