Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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