big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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