Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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