i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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