It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Dear god my vagina.
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