I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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