i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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