shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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