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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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