He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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