Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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