So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i wish my penis had a tongue
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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